We are building a sunny news portal for expats in Spain. The dev is stuck in a mañana loop, the Ayuntamiento is hunting for more stamps, and someone “borrowed” our server on Las Ramblas. Please hold while we negotiate with bureaucracy and coffee.
NIE, padrón, empadronamiento — we will translate every queue and every missing photocopy into human.
Stories from the coast, tapas intel, and why every deadline politely moves to “after siesta”.
From bank appointments on red lights to avoiding pickpockets who love hardware, we are testing everything first.